Saturday, October 31, 2009

FIGHT ROOMS INHABITANTS

UK FIGHT ROOM
What is Ares? Some Avid Internet users know it as a file sharing P2P program which includes chat hosting. One such chatroom available is called UK Fight Room.I have began to get increasingly disturbed with some of the inhabitants actions.
These are my Conclusive findings

Sir
The main thorn in haxs side for years. Comes off with a faint hint of pedofile with his conversations, and does spend a unearthly amount of time on Ares for a 46 year old. This crusty old man even without bladder control verbally destroys Hax at his rest home in Canada.

88HAX
Arguably one of the ugliest homosexuals in the world today. This supposed male try's and fails to impress anyone. At the age of 23 he has no job and no prospects residing in his parents basement he lives his life solely online . his life aka Ares consists of hitting on under-age girls, repeating insults or calling Vicky his arch rivals Daughter(probably in a bid to take his virginity).With a pig for a mother and a goat for a father you cant expect much from Hax, this abomination inbred wit less Abo needs to do something apart from being destroyed online. If you ever run into this guy make sure you beat the living shit out of him before you call the cops.

TB sabotage
This guy can ramble on about nothing for weeks on end, your ears may blead whilst he cycles his restricted vocabulary for something that even comes close to insulting. Ares has a inbuilt feature called ignore designed exclusively for him so whilst he self insults himself you don't have to read his attempt at ingrish.

ANNIE
generally just lurks in fightroom, a fake individual who posts pictures of a young model in a bid to be socially accepted and entice male viewers. Annie spends most of the time furthering herself from reality and building the dream world shes created on Ares. At 32 this individual has no life to speak of and thinks she is a hacker with a group called DK. With her repulsive computer nerd and all round general loser E BF these two can really be called the saddest couple on ares.

IF you have a life DK means to you Drift King
IF you don't and never went to Prom DK probably means Donkey Kong or Dark Knights

Tekwiz
A honest friendly clever but opinionated and facts based individual who has a good heart.

Moody aka Sand Monkey
A individual who thinks 9/11 was a "good start" a fairly small brained individual who generally follows the crowd. This person adds his 5cents in to every conversation whilst deluded into thinking Egypt is anything but a backward troubled and warped third world country.

Buba/Trebz
Total fuck ups who have bestiality and child porn, if these Hick sick half wits ever attempt discussion by bashing there keyboards with there hooves, kick them in there non existent balls and call there isps and get them banned from ares.

Lovely Cunt/Donna are deluded into thinking there anything but low market whores on Ares.

Arch Enemy
envisage a lanky wigger pasty white Fred Durst whos music and image is worse than Limb Bizkit. This individual trys to play a hard ass, but with his complextion and Z grade insults hes typically laugthed out the room. ArchEnemy lurks on ares constantly, pming anything that resembles a girl in hope one day he will lose his e virginity, to a e girl who will hopefully become his e wife, and live in the mountain of Antiok in World of Warcraft with him.

e-online (its not like he will get anything in RL(Real Life))

Ross/Diesel/Moody
aka LOSER CONGREGATION the one force against Tekwiz.These people will repeat the same low calibre insults backed up with no proof till you just want to jump out your 50 story window. There lives revolve around Tekwiz and without him there would be no point in being...they probably have a shrine dedicated to him in which they worship. Most honestly believe that they use Tekwiz as a scape goat for there child molesting ring.

|33788h4xx0r aka GTR R33 KKK
generally referred to as "GOD incarnate" and "gods gift to woman" this charming handsome guy can do it all.1337 has made countless people cry themselves to sleep with his "Pwnage" and makes woman orgasm just looking at his display picture.Unconfirmed reports is he managed to crack the FBI and NSA security in seconds. If i was female id want his kids if your reading this Kyle WE LOVE YOU.

R31 Skyline
A harmless likeable individual who shows she doesn't know much about cars. Such terms such as "me and my boyfriend use ALS", and "my thirty year old rb20det puts out 280kws atw" are not uncommon and have had the room in hysterics many a time.

ξтнệи۶uк
A homosexual (who is not as ugly as hax) living in the UK who hosts a room called Ares Resurrection. This Fag sits on Ares for marathon periods acting like a girl and bitching about everyone he doesn't like that day. He generally throws tantrums with his emotional epilogues and pets his little bitch ~snap~.

~snap~
Your usual reject of society who dropped the soap to many times in prison doing lag for sex offending. This little yappy chiwawa leaves his star attraction role at the freak show to wank to Ethen on cam and dishing out kindergarden insults to everyone better than him.

j0r aka |тв|Korki Buchek
Like most TBs(tiny brain)this individual has to cover the main chat in order to get any attention. Winning the best look a like to the Elephant man 6 years in a row this person taints his image of accomplishment with his constant stupidity.I only wish his inbreeding parents had used better contraception so he didn't waste all our bandwidths.

Quээииσтнiиg
No one cares enough to find out information regarding him..All we can say about him is it has less life than a lvl 200 Runescape player.

Diesel
This individual should be proud for being finally accepted at something(Ares) with other like minded people.Used highly succesfully in children fairytails that if they dont work hard at school they will turn into diesel aka the no life no hoper. At the tender age of 32 struggles to succeed at anything and spends its life on Ares, trying to portray he is anything other than that. It lacks the intellectual ability to see that anyone with a iq over 80(rare on ares) can see through its "life".